lol .. i'm an idiot.

Because i sing in the shower. And when i did, shampoo got in my eye and in my mouth. It happened a few days ago and last night as well and i just remembered when i showered tonight. So, moral of the story:

don't sing while you're shampooing

Or you know ... just don't be retarded.

So i got a new job. I should be resigning from FRSL sometimes soon. Tad happier i guess. Zomg no more uniforms. Yay-ah! And i'm part time too. So YAY some more.

Anyway, whoever commented 'perhaps' on the last ramble... You made me laugh. I like you... 'cept you're playing with my heart. So i hate you a little. But overall i think you're ok. ♥

Perhaps ..

You won't admit you love me.
And so how am I ever to know?
You only tell me
perhaps, perhaps, perhaps.

A million times I've asked you,
and then I ask you over again,
you only answer
perhaps, perhaps, perhaps.

If you can't make your mind up,
we'll never get started.
And I don't wanna wind up
being parted, broken-hearted.
So if you really love me,
say yes.
But if you don't, dear, confess.
And please don't tell me
perhaps, perhaps, perhaps.

If you can't make your mind up,
we'll never get started.
And I don't wanna wind up
being parted, broken-hearted.
So if you really love me,
say yes.
But if you don't, dear, confess.
And please don't tell me
perhaps, perhaps, perhaps,
perhaps, perhaps, perhaps,
perhaps,
perhaps,
per…………haps

Neh.

=(

*Sings* transformers, robots in disguise.

Yes. Finally watched it. Yes. Twas a very good movie. Yes. The robots were extremely cute. Yes. I wish my car was rad like one of them.

Anyway, today was proof that shoes do in fact make me a very very happy girl. I felt like shit and then i paid off the amount left on the shoes i put on layby and just like that *clicks*, i was a happy chap once again. For a while anyway. But nevertheless, i love shoes. So much.

I have work tomorrow. Urgh.. another reason to buy shoes.

Damn.

Like an old friend once sang in a song:

Why you gotta flirt girl boy, when i don't really got a chance.

S'over.

You're beautiful mi amor ..

Now if those words came out of a younger hot spanish guy, i'd be all omg that's so cheesey but a tad cute. Sadly it didn't. It came out of an old man whose friend goes to the rsl on a regular basis and who happen to learn my name yesterday. Gay.

But oh well... I get accepted into college, get called for a training session for a new job and get called beautiful all in one day. I also bought new lip gloss. It's been a good day.

I shall celebrate by going to Sara's house and eating.

The Sweet Dark Chocolate..

That's me. Yup yup.

Ok so i bought 2 cardigans and put shoes on lay by today! GAY! Well, not gay ... because i wanted them. But gay because i have no self control! And Candice didn't even do anything to STOP ME! Meh. Oh well. They were hot shoes.

Now onto more 'oh-my-gosh-i-have-an-interview-tomorrow-and-i-have-nothing-to-wear' news, I have an interview tomorrow and i have nothing to wear. And also, i have to wake up at 7.00am to get ready. Gay. The things i do to get a place into college. *Shakes head*

Anyways... It's very cold.

BERRR!!!

IT IS

SO

FRIGGEN

COLD.



Just a bit.

Promo chicks.

I hate Promo chicks. I hate how they dance down aisles and make patrons follow their dance moves. I hate how they do karate kid moves to 'Eye of the Tiger' or whatever song was playing. I hate how that drunk bastard almost whacked me in the face because he was copying the stupid move. I hate how the promo chicks wear spice girl combat boots, making them really tall. I hate how the boots make them tall enough so their boobs are directly in my face when they turn around to give someone their ticket. I hate Saturday Night Fever and every other promo.

You know what i also hate? Getting to work and finding out your shift has changed when you've been so looking forward to bludging at reception doing nothing. And you know what's worse? Finding out that you have an 8hr shift of clean up! Ready to kill myself much?

They know how to piss me off over there at work. Grrr... Jokes on them i have 4 days off! So whatever...

I need to get to my phone. Except it's in my room. I feel to lazy to walk all the way over there. *Reaches towards bedroom in hopes of mobile magically appearing in hand* ...

One more day.

Then i get three days off. Then Tafe. So... really. It's like four days off. Excited much? I sure am.

I woke up this morning and my drawer was open. But i didn't leave it open. I was freaked out so i got up and made breakfast for everyone. This was at 7.00 in the morning. And i've been up since then. I am .. just a bit tired.

My fully sick bro and i went to North Sydney today. It was a waste of time. But it was enjoyable anyway. I heart North Sydney at the moment. I can't wait for next year. ♥

I have workskies at 3.30pm. =(
Kill me now.

I miss working at a coffee shop.

Hehe..

Ultrasounds feel funny.

I have peed so much today. It's been terrible. I hate ultrasounds. And i hate having to drink 1 litre of water before ultrasounds.

Hahaha... i'm bigger than you, i'm higher in the foodchain! get in my belly!

Ahhh... That was a tad random. Anyway... So i got our parklife tickets in the mail yesterday. All five of them. I was excited for a bit... then it died in 5 mins. So i guess i'll wait until September to get excited again.

What do you get when you fall in love?
A guy with a pin to burst your bubble
That's what you get for all your trouble.
I'll never fall in love again.
I'll never fall in love again.

What do you get when you kiss a guy?
You get enough germs to catch pneumonia.
After you do, he'll never phone you.
I'll never fall in love again.
I'll never fall in love again.

Yawwwwn.

Me so sleepy.

How friggen awesome is the weather today! Makes you want to snuggle up close to someone sexy. Or read a book. And since i can't do the first option, i've had to settle for the latter. It also makes me wish i had a laptop so i wouldn't have to move from my room ever. And maybe a fridge too. Having a toilet in my bedroom is out of the question... that's so dirty.

Berh. I'm bored now. And i'm thinking i should go back to my bed. I will do that. Soon. After i tell you i'm going to college next year...

I'm going to college next year.

Yes i am very excited. No more working full time and being so emo about it that i end up telling people it makes me want to kill myself a little. Ok... i kid. It makes me want to kill myself a lot. But yes... my parents said 'A-okay' to me taking out a student loan for the college fees and mummy dearest told me to go apply already. Yay-ah!

Now i have to ignore the lady that's going to be hounding me about enrollment for UOW. She's gonna be all up in my face like "ZOMG, YOU EMAILED ME AND TOLD ME YOU WERE GOING TO ENROLL IN FEBRUARY. YOU'RE SUCH A DOG. I HATE YOU."

Ah well.. Eat a dick. :)

I would like to be ...

the girl that breaks his heart.

Not to be a bitch or anything. But you know... cause then you know he really feels for you. So it's like... nawwww. So cuteeee.

ANYWAY! I went to an open day and and info night for Macleay and APM yesterday. I am so excited about studying right now it makes me want to pee a little in my pants. I am sooooo sick of work. There is only sooooo much a person can take in a job they're not too fond of. And i am at that point. Like. Right now.

Onto lighter and brighter subjects... no smoking in RSLs and registered clubs. Exciting much. Now dirty old people wont be flicking ash on my white shirt. Or smoking cigars that smell like shit that's been set on fire. Say it with me: Yay-ah!

Omg.. i'm happy tonight...


But i still hate you... a little.

I declare myself ...

A hermit. Forever.


The end.